Reddit, you wonderful group of people. Thank you for your awesome support and for the outpouring of love; the kind of love that smothers unintentionally.
Due to a HUGE amount of traffic I was not expecting, I have to disable some features of the site, specifically all of them. If you check back later…maybe in a more orderly fashion, one at a time or something, I will have everything back up for you to look at. Best to all!